About Me

Hey there! I’m Austin—the waggy-tailed, food-loving, fetch-obsessed chocolate Lab at the heart of this home. My name’s got a cool story: I’m named after my human’s favorite city and their favorite wrestler—yep, the legendary Stone Cold Steve Austin. But unlike the Texas heat or Stone Cold’s attitude, I’m all warmth, like a sunny day on the beaches of Los Angeles.

I’m the resident best friend, toddler shadow, and kitchen floor snack vacuum. My little human and I are thick as thieves—we play, cuddle, and sometimes get into mischief (don’t worry, I always take the blame). When I’m not chasing a ball like my life depends on it, I’m likely napping with one eye open… just in case someone drops food.

Life here is full of love, laughter, and lots of fetch. I bring the calm, the cuddles, and the chaos when needed. I’m not just the dog—I’m family.

And that’s the bottom line, ’cause Austin said so. 🐶💥

— Austin the Lab